The portfolio
Our Brands
Four independent brands. Four distinct voices. Each one built for its own audience and run to its own standard.
01
Angry Pixies
IT & sysadmin humor
Comedy from the helpdesk trenches. Angry Pixies is for the people who keep everything running and get blamed when it doesn’t — the tickets, the users, the outages at 4:59 on a Friday, and the dark humor that gets you through them.
02
Matter of Taste
World food & technique
Food from everywhere, cooked with curiosity. Matter of Taste digs into dishes, methods, and the places they come from — less about trends, more about why a thing tastes the way it does and how to make it well.
03
Guillotine Diet
Political satire
Satire with the edge left on. Guillotine Diet takes aim at power, money, and the people who hoard both — always punching up, never down, and never pretending to be neutral about it.
04
The Silent Man
Long-form cultural criticism
Slow, stoic, and deliberate. The Silent Man examines culture from a distance in long-form essays that take the time their subjects deserve. Launching first on Substack.
Coming soon on Substack
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